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Why Ricky Martin sucks

Please, someone needs to bring this queer's ego down and has to do it fast!

I have one question about this guy, why does he sing about women when he's a homo? I can tell this for sure because I haven't seen or know a straight guy who dances like that. Livin' La Vida Loca, WTF?! More like Livin' La Vida Homo. Can he get any worse? Yes, shake your bon bon! The worst song I've ever heard. Also I don't know a straight guy who's obsessed with his own ass that he asked his writers to write a song about it. Now THIS is what you call an asshole.
I heard this bastard is doing a duet with *gasp* Chrissy! I don't know the title for the song yet, but I'm sure it's gonna suck balls with hernia! What's it gonna be called, "Shake Your Genie Lamp?" Two of the most arrogant hypocrites in the music industry, collaborating for a duet. What is this world coming to? Boy Bands have already killed rock, and these two will just ruin the latin era.

"Livin' La Vida Homo"*

I'm one fucked faggot
I blow my writers to have a song
a lot of people want me strangled
with my 60 pairs of thongs

I'm a narcisstic jerk and
the greatest thing on Earth is me
I get fucked in the anus
'cause I'm queer as misery

Sometimes I take my clothes off and go dancin' in the rain
once you've heard my shitty music you'll never be the same
like a bullet to your brain (come on)

(CHORUS)
I'm a conceited flak
livin' la vida homo
in the bottom of Salt Lake
livin' la vida homo
My ego's flying high
like a airplane in the army
my pants are too tight
livin' la vida homo

Woke up in New York City
at a gay club at 10 A.M.
I have no clue where I put my money
I overdosed on Vicotin

Sometimes I take my clothes off and go dancin' in the rain
once you've heard my shitty music you'll never be the same
like a bullet to your brain

(CHORUS)

Sometimes I take my clothes off and go dancin' in the rain
my music is so fuckin' corny it'll make you go insane
like a bullet, to your brain

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Another thing that really pisses me off is the Puerto Rico commercial he did to increase his popularity. Damn girl,I mean dude, how low can you go for money? All I can say is, Puerto Rico is a great tropical getaway. Don't be a disgrace to it Ricky girlie.



Songs dedicated to Ricky

Thong Song- by Sisqo
Shake ya Ass- by Mystikal
Just a Girl- by No Doubt
Baby Got Back- by Sir Mix-A-Lot
I feel like a woman- by Shania Twain